George Michael or Ben & Jerry's? Why monopolies don't work.
Like in all areas residents of Derby have precisely one choice of refuse disposal supplier- that is the local council.
How delighted they must have been to receive some helpful tips prior to the seasonal holidays when the council magnanimously decided to give their bin men an extended break and therefore suspend collections for up to 4 weeks in some cases.
Tips included storing food waste in the freezer to prevent scavengers like foxes having a go at it.
It's a good job that competition exists in the funeral business otherwise George Michael could have been displacing the Ben & Jerrys for another couple of weeks.